If you can't control what your child eats, you might be a fucking moron

First, read this as a primer. 

I had my friend Piers McCarney do a follow up to this, but I never posted it because I am a lazy son of a bitch.  However, this lead to a resurgence in blog interest on both of our parts.  A win for us all.  Go here to read his follow up on the subject.  Experience here is valuable, as he is a real life parent.

No worries. He is just going to be a powerlifter.