24 March 2011

Immaculate (mis)conceptions

It seems to me that a lot of people who strength train spend the same amount of time, if not more time on the internet talking about weightlifting and god knows what the fuck else regarding moving to look better, and feel better.  Which is fine, obviously I spend my fair share of time on the internet too.

That said, sometimes when I am in the gym, and sometimes when I'm fucking off on the internet, or sometimes when I am in God's gym, someone will inevitably ask me a question.  Some of these questions are as follows: "Why do you touch your toes after each set?" "What's the chalk for?"

Sometimes, I don't get questioned at all.  "You're doing your bench press wrong," as I am doing a reverse grip bench press. "What muscle does that isolate," as I do a deadlift.

Depending on how esoteric or exoteric the answer is, I will respond accordingly.  This is where the misconceptions begin.

The Toe Touch













I do not touch my toes after each set to stretch and get more flexible.

The toe touch is a test.  The better or worse it is, dictates whether I perform the movement, or not.  It is a range of motion, and it either decreases, stays the same, or increases.  I promised a video, which I will deliver.  In the mean time, look hard and you can find it on at least three other websites of the top of my head.  Dig through my comments on other posts to find the links until I post a video.

Abandonment of Written Programs

The premise behind pre-written programs is that they will get you better.  And they can, but will they lead you to your  best performance? However, if you took two people with the same competition max, and put them on a given program, their gains will not be identical, and in some instances they might not be close.  The smarter of strength coaches know when to break away from what's written based on how the client feels, and any number of variables.  Gym Movement is an extension of this.

Furthermore, periodization is not abandoned.  It's individualized.  For instance, my Long Cycle Clean and Jerk as of late tests fairly light during the week--16, or 24 kg pairs, and every week, I test a pair of 32kg bells.  So far, based on the trends, Volume and Density increase on the Long Cycle weekly, with the heavier pair of bells.  Adam Glass once tested his long cycle for thirty something days, and it got better.  Different progress, for different people, with different goals.

My double kettlebell snatch, has an alternating pattern of low volume, then high volume every time I test them.  If I were to test them (which I will do later), based on the trends I would likely experience a volume based PR. *

In conclusion, do you have to throw out your copy of Enter the Kettlebell?  No, not really.  However, you can take something that works for a good amount of people a fair amount of time, and tweak and test things and make it work pretty fucking well for you all of the time.  It might mean not going up to five ladders on your "Heavy day."  Tough shit, comrade.

"PR everyday is a crock of shit." 

This one is going to need some extrapolation.  Since I plan on competing in powerlifting soon, intensity PRs are pretty important.  But that is not what strength is.  I don't think Valery Fedorenko would be considered weak by any means, even though all he did to get his world records was jerk a couple 32kg kettlebells over his head for ten minutes and accumulate over one hundred reps.  Just something to think about.

In my mind, feats of strength are relative, in awesomeness.  It's awesome when Ed Coan Deadlifts 800lbs.  It's also awesome when some skinny beanpole does a one arm chin-up.  Both impress me.

The metrics for PRs are as follows:  Volume, Density and Intensity.  If you read this, and weight lift with a degree of seriousness you, should know what these are.

Briefly, Intensity can be calculated as a percentage of a one rep max, or a percentage of your max reps.  If you go balls to the wall and and can do 200 snatches non stop, in ten minutes, and you decided to do 100 snatches in ten minutes, the intensity would be 50%.  Clear?

Volume is the amount of weight lifted.  Using our example, 200 snatches with a 24kg bell is 4800kg.

Density is volume in time.  4800kg moved in a 24kg snatch in ten minutes, is less dense than the same volume moved in nine minutes.

Furthermore--and somewhere on the internet is an article Frankie Faires wrote stating what I am about to state--progress is not linear, and you will not PR in the exact same shit, in the exact same way every day.  We'd all be herculean gods if that were the case.  Whereas, I did a shit load of sets in my Long Cycle on Sunday, I might not do more sets, the next time, but the density might be better.  Or I will do my sets of Long Cycle, not PR and PR in a military press.

Is this a manipulation of what a PR is? No, however it is an expansion on the traditional definition of a PR which was always looked at from a point of view of intensity. 

How can you lift weight with no tension? 

I see many faces like this in the gym. 


 If you lift something heavy, you will tense up to a degree.  The idea--and what leads to being able to do our best every day--is to use the minimal effective amount of effort.  This means not cinching your asshole shut, and not hissing like a snake on a 24kg kettlebell press.   This premise teaches us how to not be tense all the time, as we generally do gym movements to get better at life movements.  Try not being so tense and using the minimal effective amount of effort next time you lift.  You will feel better after--maybe not psychologically, at first, because you don't feel exhausted like a whore who just got gang banged by ten guys.  Physically, you will feel better.  By the way, shit faces and other weird faces waste monumental loads of effort.  Case in point, a friend of mine told me that she was able to do her movements far better and for longer when she stopped the face making. 
Does anyone want to feel this way?








Here's an anecdote from my personal experience.  It also ties in to following written programs.  I used to follow certain aspects of written programs.  Much to my chagrin, I was uncomfortable at times, and struggled to make progress.  Using quality tested movements, testing variants, and testing my form, my progress has gone up in the movements I perform.  Before I adopted the Gym Movement protocol, I pulled muscles in my back several times from deadlifting--usually following bad internet advice and not trying to figure my own shit out.  Now, it has not happened at all, thankfully.  Quality movements reduce the risk of fucking your shit up.  Movements using the minimal effective amount of effort and that test well will make you better. Daily. 

Brittany Dailey

Pain and the Movement

Will WilliamsAdam Glass, and others relieved a shit ton of pain using the GM protocol.  I was not ever in a shit ton of pain.  So I have no experience with this, but the articles on both of their sites are filled with valuable information.

That said, it is not a cure all.  You can still get injured.  Notably, if you play sports, you can get fucked up there.  You should not be getting fucked up with training.  But, with anything there is a risk involved.  Frankie talked about this in a forum post I read recently.  You can still get injured, doing what you do.  You can get injured banging your significant other, testing an unloaded movement, or deadlifting 225lbs.  What the aforementioned people have in common though is that the GM protocol helped absolve them of their long standing fuck ups.  Read more about them on the links.

Movement Bias

I mentioned this in my review  and I feel as though it needs restating.  You don't always do the movements you are good at.  You can test them, and they will not always test well.  And what have we learned thus far? That we do the best quality movement.  It might not always be something you're good at, but the sky is the limit.  Things to note, do contra specific movements they will do wonders for your goal movements.  There's a reason why rows or pull-ups test well when a press won't.  There's a reason why hip extending movements test well (imagine keeping your bicep flexed eight hours a day.  This is what your hips go through while sitting at work).
The carry over is that the more good shit you do for yourself, the better you will get in everything.

The other question you must ask yourself is "why have I been told to do these movements?"  You can take the advice of anyone, but you can also test it for yourself.  For instance, my friend has a deficient left trap muscles.  God knows how he got it, probably from masturbating with his right hand only, and sitting at a computer most of his life.  Through testing his movements--lots of pulling motions and partial rep presses, he can now fully press about half his body weight, which equates to a 32kg kettlebell. 70lbs, for you novices to the metric system.  If you continue to do movements you only are good at, they will stop testing, and they will not make progress.  After that, you are forcing gains, not allowing them, and that is counter intuitive.

Working hard vs. Working smart

This goes along with use of tension, but deserved its own category.  The things we do in the gym are pretty fucking challenging sometimes.  But they are never something that could potentially break us badly.  Like, working to failure, getting exhausted and what have you.  Stopping when effort looms its head is the way to work smart.  You can get more done this way, than gassing yourself out on your training.  Save the effort for the competition.

Things to watch out for to avoid too much effort include breathing patterns, movement cadence, and tension.  When the breathing pattern changes, stop if you cannot correct it.  When the Cadence slows, and you cannot correct it, stop.  When you start to use excessive tension--shit faces, asshole clamping--stop your set.  You will allow yourself to do more.  And doing more of something better is smart.   

Joint Mobility/Foam Rolling

The premise behind joint mobility and corrective exercises can be confusing.  And it can be summed up by saying that if you do something that is good for you, you don't need to correct it.  So, test big movements instead of small movements.

The problem arises when people have literally fucked themselves into a shitty state of moving.  Gluteal amnesia, tight hip flexors, and what have you can limit your movement patterns.  These are instances where you can test mobility exercises.   For me personally, fucking with Indian Clubs tests well, and I enjoy it, so I do it from time to time.

Gluteal Amnesia? I think not
While on the subject of micro and macro movements, we must start with what we have.  If joint mobility tests well for you, and you can't do much else, do it.  It will be beneficial.  Frank Berean--follower of GM protocol--went for a decent amount of time not doing military presses because only rows (a contraspecific movement) were testing well.


 

The Ultimate Conclusion

 You can do whatever the fuck you want to do. If you have a doubt, or a question about any of this, test it.  You have nothing to lose by testing a movement, or any of your gym practices.

Work towards your goals.  If your goal is to squat more, eventually you're going to have to squat.  Same for Olympic lifting.  You will have to do it eventually to get better at it.  Just do them when they test well.  And find variations to test.  Use the path of least resistance.  Make the difficult look easy, and the easy look effortless and you will be on the path to perpetual progress every day.




*Sure enough, I was right.  I took a break from writing and trained more, and got a volume PR.

06 March 2011

Everyone loves a log

11 Feb

Presses-50lbs 5 sets 28 total reps 5m20s

Staggered Grip Pullups 15reps/6 sets in 2m45s

16kg snatch 142reps in 9 sets 10m40s

13 Feb Faizal Enu Double snatch challenge--doubles snatches for 15 minutes with 2 24kg bells. I only got 95 reps.

14 Feb

Happy goddamn valentines day.  32kg Presses 22 reps in 6 sets 8m53s

Staggered Grip Pullups 17 reps in 3m54s

15 Feb

Asymmetric Squats 135x4, 185x3, 205x3, 225x2,1,1 13m53s

DB Bench- 55x10, 70x6,5,5,4 7m7s

Thick Bar deadlifts 135x5, 185x5, 225x3,4,5,5,5,4 19m45s

17 Feb

Asymmetric Squats 135x4, 185x4, 205x3, 225,245,245,245 13m5s

Close Grip Bench- 135x6, 155x4, 185x4,4,3 7m35s

Deficit Thick Bar Deadlifts-135x5, 185x5, 225x4, 275, 275, 275, 275 12m35s

Thick Handled Dumbell Rows- 60x6,6,6,6,6,6,4,4,4,4,3,3,3 10m32s

20Feb

LCCJ 2x50 8,6,5,5 6m35s

Snatch 20kg 86reps in 12m37s

Press-50lbs 10x5 12m15s

21Feb

Chin-ups- 6,4,4,4 in 8m50s

Snatch 20kg L/R 10,8,6 in 4m

8lb sledge hammer levers to my face L/R-2,1,1,1,1 in 7m5s

22 Feb

Asymetric Squats- 135x3, 185x3, 205x3, 225x2, 255

Reverse Grip Bench-135x3,155x3, 135x4,4 4m

Trap Bar Deadlift- 135x5, 185x3, 225x3, 275x2, 315, 365, 405,405,405  21m

plate curls 25lbs 3x2 L/R in 2m

24 Feb

Asymmetric Squats-135x3, 185x4, 205x3, 225, 225, 185x2,2,2 9m5s

Bench- 135x5, 185x3, 205x2,2,1,1 10m35s

Defecit Deadlifts- 185x3, 225x3, 275x2, 315x2, 365,365,365 15m30s

DB Rows 80x6,6,6,5,5,5,5  6m45s

27 Feb

BB military press- 115lbsx3,3,2,2,2  4m25s

Snatch 32kg 3x5L/R 3m5s

1 March

Pistols 25lbs 2,1,1,1,1 6m9s

Close Grip Bench-205x3,2,2,2 4m25s

Thick Bar deadlifts- 225x4,3,3,3,3,3 5m50s

plate curls-25lbs 5x2 L/R in 3m31s

Weighted Chinups (25lbs) 3,3,2,2 3m8s

2 March

Staggered Grip Pull-ups 5,3,3,3,2,2,2 5m51s

Dbl Snatch--16kg 8,8,8,6,6 6m35s

4 March

Tactical Pullups, weighted (12kg)- 2,2,2,1 3m20s

Long Cycle 16kg 8,8,6,4,4,4 7m5s

Push Press 20kg L/R 10,10,8,8,6 in 6m

Snatch 20kg- L/R7,7,5,5,5,5 5m50s

Huge PRs in the pullup section.

22 February 2011

Do you feel like a wrecked bag of shit?

Was your workout so brutal, bro, that you can't move your arms to masturbate?  Was your leg day so INTENSE that you don't even wanna bother fucking your girlfriend or boyfriend because hip extensions hurt your quads? Cool story, bro. 

EVERYTHING IS EXTREME
Today I overheard male gymrats talking about how intense their workouts were and how they were so sore from them and so tight and everything.  This doesn't sound productive.  Humans should be able to move freely after they train, just as they did before hand. 

If you don't test your movements, I will show you how you can do this to make smarter choices in a follow up post to this.  But until then, if you think testing sounds like a crock of shit (and if you have not tried it, it does) there are some things you can do to make life easier for you and make faster progress.

Testing sounds akin to homer rubbing food on a surface to see if it will make him fat or not.  Like in cartoon land, testing movements in real life works. 

1. Stop doing shit with your face.  Any tension that you do apply can get redirected and misplaced if you make a shit face. 
2. Don't use excessive tension. Train to lift the weight, not to always stay tight. 
3. Stop when it gets too hard.  Make your movements look easy. 
4. Start feeling better.

Up next, a video on how to do this. 

10 February 2011

A month of training

I haven't written my training out in a while.  It has been few and far between, though the PRs come everytime I train still.  The glory now, is that I can train some movements whenever I feel like, since I live in a house with a garage.  All in all, it's far better than living in the apartment I was in.

13 January

Squats- 135x2, 185x2, 205x2, 225x2x2, 245 9m25s 2195lbs

Bench- 135x5, 185x4, 205x3, 225, 225 missed.  7m 2255lbs

Deficit Deadlifts- 135x5, 185x5, 225x3, 275x3, 315, 365* 11m 3230 lbs

Dumbell Rows-100lbs, L/R, 6x5 6m25s 6000lbs moved

18 January

Cambered Bar Squat- 135x3, 185x3, 205x2, 225x3x2 9m25s 2720lbs

Close grip bench- 135x5, 185x4, 205x2, 225, 225.  9m23s 2275lbs

Deficit Deadlifts-185x3, 225x3, 275x3, 315x3, Hooked Grip-365, 365 13m53s 3915lbs

DB rows- 110lbs L/R 10x3, 8m53s 6600lbs

20 Jan

A really hot, pint sized olympic lifter schooled me on how to do cleans properly, so I fucked around for a long time doing doubles and triples with 135.

30 Jan

LCCJ, a pair of fifty pound kettlebells.  5x5, in ten minutes.  2500lbs moved.

1 Feb

Squats-135x4, 155x4, 185x3, 205x2, 225x4x2   3925lbs 13m13s

Bench Press- 135x5, 155x5, 185x3, 205x2, 225, 225 2865lbs in 9m30s

Deadlifts- 225x3, 275x3, 315x2,365 2220lbs in 10m

8 Feb

Squats- 135x3, 185x2, 205x5x3, 3850lbs in 14m.  Had to share the rack with a friend.  Showed him how to test his movements, as well. 

Close grip Bench- 135x5, 155x5, 165x5, 185x4, 185x3.  9m50s 3570lbs moved

One handed deadlifts (on an olympic barbell) L/R 135x5x3 13m15s 4050lbs moved

DB rows- 85lbs L/R 5x5 5m25s 4250lbs moved

9 Feb.

Presses-32kg- L/R 3, 4, 3, 3, 3 5m45s 2240lbs moved

Tactical Pullups, BW is 197 here- 4,3,3,3,3,2 3546lbs moved in 5m20s

Swings 32kg 8x10 L/R in 11m 11200lbs moved

10 Feb

Asymmetric Squats- 135x3, 185x3, 205x2, 225x2, 245 12m8s 2065lbs

Close Grip bench- 135x6, 155x5, 185x3x3 3250lbs in 9m

Jefferson deadlift- 135x4, 185x2, 225, 275x2x1 5m55s 1500lbs

Plate Curls 20lbs L/R-2x5, 3x4, 3x3 1240lbs in 9m30s

BBell Military press-115lbs-4, 4x3 1840lbs in 7m50s

Another asymmetrical lift, my stance was slightly different than this guys.

In other news, I will not be able to enter the competition I intended due to moving, and not having any money as a result.  I will enter one another time, however. 

In the mean time this will suffice to make me somewhat happy. 

26 January 2011

Gym Movement Review

If anyone actually reads this, then you might know that I have changed my way of training around a bit, since I started writing this.  I started using my biofeedback by way of what's known as the gym movement protocol, pioneered by Frankie Faires.  Briefly, the idea is to see how your body reacts to a movement.  Let us say, for instance, a deadlift.  If I want to deadlift, I will hinge my hips and mimic the weighted deadlift--though I will test it with no weight--and if it tests well, I load a bar.  How I do I know it tests well? I do a toe touch until I feel tension, and mark a line with a pen on my leg.  I test my DL, and if it's a good day, my hands will move an inch or so past the line.  If it doesn't test better like that, I will do a variation.  One legged deadlift, sumo, whatever.  When I feel like I tried to hard to complete a set, I stop.  I don't grind out the extra rep with a pained look on my face as if I got castrated, or anything.  I stop.  I get better every day this way, by way of density, volume or intensity.  If you read this blog, you should know what those variables mean.  If you do not, ask here, or find out. 

Here is why the idea appeals to me.  In guitar and piano playing, you will potentially fuck your playing up, or be sore if you are too tense.  You can also find a way that suits you better through experimentation--the fingering of a piano piece might not make sense based on the way your hand is shaped, or something like that--so you figure it out for yourself.  The same thing is true via a pre-written template program, or training for your goals and going on how you feel.  One thing I will address is a counter argument to the movement philosophy (Counter Argument) that says if you test movements you will only perform the ones you are good at, and that you will have to perform x movement if you want to get better at x movements.  Well, the fact that in order to do get better at something you have to actually do that particular something should not strike any of us as particularly odd.  And second, how the hell do you define good at something when it comes to lifting a weight?  Is my 400plus pound deadlift comparable to someone else's 600lb deadlift?  When I have pulled one or two muscles deadlifting and the 600lb deadlifter might have had hosts of other injuries to speak of deadlifting?  I am not sure.  But according to my training log, I am pretty decent at kettlebell military pressing.  I also know that if I bench press on a Monday, my military press will test like shit on Tuesday, and if you look at my training logs, you will note that some Tuesdays I did not do military presses for that reason.  So, there goes the idea that you will do only what you are good at.  The same Counter Argument also did not take into account the idea that they should not have done those movements since they did not test better. 

I think that in order for Adam Glass to offer a double money back guarantee AND let you keep the DVD of Grip and Rip 2.1, there must be something to it.  I can attest that it works.  I spent some money and Adam turned a 30 minute phone call into a long discussion about biomechanics, testing movements and what have you.  That's the sign of a guy who gives a fuck. 

Personally, in the stress of being dumped, readying myself to move again, not eating much, wondering when the fuck someone  will realize that they should hire me to teach at a private school because I possess large amounts of awesome, I am still having great training days.  The rest of the shit going on is not negatively impacting what will test well, and what will not test well.  As of late, PRing  and watching old seasons of Married with Children give me the absolute MOST enjoyment and happiness out of my life. 

Me laughing after busting my ass trying to do a pistol squat. 
In life we test things out to find the path of least resistance.  Nobody wants to learn, "the hard way."  So why should this not be applied to fitness?  Every master at a craft--music, etc.--makes the difficult look easy.  So it should be with strength training.  And with Gym Movement, the protocol is a sound way to go about it, and logically it makes sense.  And if you test something, what the hell do you have to lose? So I say this--I give Gym Movement my seal of approval, for whatever the hell it's worth.  My hat goes off to the Movement. 

12 January 2011

Are you your own master?

A lot of people set resolutions around the turn of the new year.  If you are resolute, you probably make goals on a whim.  If you cannot achieve what you set to accomplish--provided the action is not predicated on the actions and decisions of another--then you are not your own master.

If you are trying to accomplish the goal and not actively accomplishing the micro-goals that lead to the macro-goal, then you are not your own master. 

If you are attempting to rid something toxic from your life, there will come a point where you actually have to let it go.  Be it a person, a thing, a vice, or anything else you don't need. 

If you are tempted by what others have to offer and you know it's not good for you, and you still cannot say no, then  you are not your own master. 

One must even be able to say no to Jaime in all her glory.
I am not my own master, to the fullest extent I could be.  I drink pots of coffee a day because I need it to function.  I have no intention of stopping.    Nobody is perfect, but the point of it is to try to be the best you you can be.  Perhaps, regarding the mastery of our existence we must fix what we can control.  The best lesson is an extension of what I learned in elementary school--"Just say no."  I would extend that to say that we should also know when to say, "yes."

"Test all things and hold fast to what is good."  1 Thessalonians 5:21