PRs outside the gym

Since the central focus on this blog is weightlifting, with metaphors alluding to music, I figured this time around I would topsy-turvy this motherfucker.  Recently, my songwriting partner Bee and I wrote a host of new songs.  Usually, like I do in lifting, we wind up churning these things out as easily as a Catholic mother churns out kids, since they do not believe in birth control and what not.  This latest one used a little bit more than the minimal effective amount of effort, and was well worth that maximum effort we put into it.  Without further ado, I give you our band 'Bitter Paradox.'  The song is 'Polyamorous.'

Polyamorous, indeed.