14 August 2014

Biblical Bubba

So children are being beheaded in some country you can't pronounce.  Presumably, for their Christian faith. Now, for those of you who know what a Qur'an is you probably also know what an Old Testament is. If you're really astute, you know they have a lot of similarities. What with the violence and condoning of rape and general misogyny.

So, condemning infidels should come as no surprise, since it is written into all three monotheistic traditions. A lot of people share pictures. This accomplishes nothing. I hope I can accomplish something.
That is my dog Bubba. He looks like John McCain.
Likely, he is smarter than John.

In order to elucidate on the general uselessness and silliness of a religious text, I'm going to choose a few verses from various religious texts and replace the ultimate power's name with my dogs name (Bubba).

Isaiah 40:8-The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of Bubba shall stand for ever.

Deuteronomy 4:2-Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish [ought] from it, that ye may keep the commandments of Bubba your dog which I command you. 

Proverbs 30:5-Every word of Bubba [is] pure: he [is] a shield unto them that put their trust in him. 

That's it for now. Stay tuned for Bubba and the tale of Sodom and Gomorrah, Bubba and the transfiguration of Moses, and selections from the Qur'an, and other texts.

Bubba Wept

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